Funny But True!!!!!!!!!!!

Once a man went to a Veterinary doctor and said:

Doctor, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman, I am a Veterinary doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know very well doctor and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me, which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:

I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.

I get up in the morning like a horse

I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: Are you from DUBAI ?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are from DUBAI Come man, no one can treat you better than me.